calculus
- cherise: if calc were a person
- cherise: it'd be a rapist
- jennifer: i'd be the victim i believe
- jennifer: i don't think i can beat calc.
- cherise: hahahaha.
- cherise: yeah.....): WE'RE ALL VICTIMS
- cherise: and then we could find calc
- cherise: and stab him
- cherise: OVER
- cherise: AND OVER
- cherise: AGAIN
- jennifer: just wear an anti-rape condom
- cherise: CALC IS SUCH AN EXPERIENCED RAPIST
- cherise: IT'D TAKE 5
- cherise: TO WARD OFF ONE ATTACK
- cherise: D:
- cherise: calc is terrible.
- jennifer: hahahahahaha
- cherise: arm yourself.
- jennifer: maybe..we should take a few grams of soma and calc will just go away.
- cherise: hahaha
- cherise: a few grams?
- cherise: you need a pound
- cherise: if you want calc to disappear from your life FOREVER.
- cherise: you'd also be dead.
- jennifer: that might actually be preferable
